The Complete Idiot's Guide to Submarines
A look inside The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Submarines,
by Michael DiMercurio and Michael Benson,
2002
THE COMPLETE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO SUBMARINES
Introduction -- Touring a Submarine
Chapter 1: To Swim Like a Fish
Rule Number One: Keep the Water Out of the People Tank
Why They Are All Shaped Like Cigars
Withstanding the Pressure of the Ocean’s Depths
The Pressure Hull
The Outer Chamber
The Ballast tanks
The Sail, a.k.a. the Conning Tower
The Persicopes
Radar and Radio Masts
Snorkel
Diving Planes
While on Surface, the Vessel’s Bridge
Chapter 2: The Atomic Age
Rickover stories and legends
Chapter 3: Submarine Emergencies: Fire, Flooding, Reactor Accidents, Battle Damage
Fire (“Good news, Captain – the flooding put out the fire”)
Flooding (“you find a leak – flooding finds you”)
The Cause Nuclear Procedure Flaws that Doomed Thresher (protected reactor at the risk of the ship)
Hot Run Torpedo (loss of the Scorpion)
Nuclear Accidents (a dozen Soviet nuclear submarine reactor accidents; American incidents, including one that happened to our co-author)
Collision at Sea (can ruin your whole day) at Periscope Depth – Emergency Deep
Control Plane Jam Dive and Jam Rise
Loss of Hydraulics
Steam Leak
Chapter 4: How Nuclear Subs Work
Sensor Systems:
Sonar (active, passive, broadband, narrowband, hull and towed array)
Underice sonar
ECM (electronic countermeasures)
IR (infrared)
Low light
Laser ranging
Future sensors
Weapons Systems:
Control room description
Torpedoes
Cruise Missiles
Firecontrol (or how I put my torpedo on the target) and Firecontrol solution
The Plant:
Nuclear Reactor and Steam Plant
Electric Plant
Evaporator
Atmospheric Control
O2 generator
Scrubbers
Burners
Precipitators
Ship control
Hydraulics
Trim and Drain
Hovering
Ballast tank vents
BCP
Toilets
Trash Disposal
Food
Operating a Submarine -- Fast Attack operations
How to start a nuclear reactor
Shiphandling
Ice Ops
Rig for ultraquiet, dive, deep submergence, lady visitors
Man Battlestations
Snapshot
Coming to periscope depth
Battery (charging, hydrogen explosions)
“Tactical situation” and “In Trail”
Baffle clears, counterdetection maneuvers and Dimus wiggles
Battleshort
Commando Ops
Surveillance Ops (offshore, 100 feet from a Chinese pier, one antenna up, praying for inattentive PLA troops)
Surveillance Ops II (periscope observations of enemy sub base, waiting for SSN out-chop, conducting “underhull,” SPL, conducting trail operations)
Sub vs. Sub attack
Sub vs. Surface ship attack
Chapter 5: A Day in the Life of a Modern Submarine and Her Crew
At Sea:
Casualty drills
Training
War Patrol (“in trail”)
Field Day (janitorial ops)
In Port:
Repairs, Repairs, Repairs
Navy Paperwork
Admirals and other annoyances
The shipyard
Where We Sleep and Eat (trash disposal, toilets, showers and other “routine evolutions”)
Staying Submerged For Months – Atmospheric Controls, Food Served Deep, Crew Psychology (or why I heard female voices in the passageway on day 53 of submerged trail ops)
Shipboard organization
Watches and watchstanding
Submarine careers