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Whale Waste at the Bottom of the Ocean?
July 6, 1976. U.S. Naval Academy, Annapolis, Maryland. Induction Day
for the Class of 1980. I'm on the right. Roommate Brad Gehrke is on
the left (Brad went on to command a Trident submarine). This photo was
taken a few hours after I became targeted for "early retirement" when
the Class of '77 firsties (first class midshipmen, the drill
instructors of Annapolis' plebe summer, analogous to basic training or
boot camp) lined up the new recruits, the plebes, and walked down the
ranks screaming, "What's lower than whaleshit at the bottom of the
ocean?" A lone sarcastic voice had replied, "Class of '77, sir!" A
few suppressed snickers punctuated the rapid footsteps of the firsties
as they arrived at the face of the plebe who'd made the impudent remark
- me. I could barely believe I'd done something so stupid. Over the
course of plebe summer I would lose twenty pounds I couldn't afford to
lose and obsess over being kicked out. It was close, but letters from
my parents helped. What we didn't know when this shot was taken was
that within hours we'd literally be using the sinks in our rooms for
urinals so we didn't have to encounter firsties in the passageways - we
were that petrified. We lost about 20% of the class that wonderful
summer as the pressure got to the plebes.
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