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Son, It Ain't a Good Day for You
June 1982. I had graduated from MIT by this time after a gut-wrenching
year capped by Scuba School. I went to nuclear power school and spent
so much time dating and goofing off (I was burned out at 24) that I
almost flunked my heat transfer class, which had been my major at MIT.
Smooth move, and one that brought the heat down hard. The Z-28 Camaro
in the picture was a wonderful ride. On the way north between Orlando,
where nuclear power school was held and Connecticut, where nuclear
prototype training was in session, I was on I-95 in North Carolina
when, after setting the cruise control at 105 mph, and chatting on the
CB radio, I happened to notice someone so close behind me that he
appeared to be in the back seat. And he was wearing a smokey bear hat,
unfortunately. He was also so close I couldn't see the bubblegum
machine on top of the car. I pulled over and stared into the angry
face of the state trooper. "Good morning, officer," I said, offering
my drivers' license and my military ID. "Son," he said, "It ain't a
good mornin' for you." Things got much worse as I found myself inside
the jail cell. The first thing I told the officers at prototype was
that I'd had a little scrape with the law. Prototype training turned
into seven day a week, twelve hour a day rotating shift work. Nothing
like eating lunch at three in the morning on a Sunday after working for
six days, knowing there's all of a one day break that we'd have on
Monday (ever try to have fun on a Monday day off after working seven
12s knowing that another seven 12s are coming on Tuesday?). That was
one long six months. Fortunately it yielded to Submarine School, which
was actually fun.
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